respond to a declined CC
respond to a declined CC
Nice:
”That happened to me once before I may be over my limit for the day… well gimme that one back (your right stick hand out to psychologically pressure them to give it back) and try this one” (get the card back) “well I guess my wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/friends monkeys uncles cousin has it. Leave this here for 5 minutes ill be right back.”
Logical
“I had the same problem earlier and when I called they said it has something to do with the cards they sent out when I got mine… there sending me another one but said it depended on what type of terminal the retailer uses…. ill just wait till I get the new card and come back later (under breathe.. “god dammit motherfucking piece of shit HELL”) (smile and leave).”
Annoyed
“you’ve got to be kidding me! After ALL the hassle I have been through with those damned credit card people and NOW this AGAIN!!! Just gimme the damn card back I’m gonna cancel the damn thing and then ill be back dammit (sound angry and use damn a lot).”
Paranoid and bipolar
“OH NO!!! SOMEONE HAS BEEN USING MY CARD!!! OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!! GIMME THAT BACK ITS PROBABLY ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES ANYWAY!!! OH NO OH NO OH NO I SAW A SHOW ON CNN ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING MY CREDIT IS GONNA BE RUINED!!!”
IRATE
“you son of a BITCH… how DARE you say my card has to be VERIFIED I KNOW there’s enough FUCKING credit on the GOD DAMN CARD I’M A DOCTOR YOU IMPOTENT PIECE OF DOG SHIT… I’ll have your job for this you puny minuscule pre-pubescent FUCK! GIMME THAT GOD DAMNED CARD BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!! It’s ALWAYS SOMETHING… ALWAYS … if it’s not the Porsche throwing a rod it’s the Mercedes leaking oil… if it’s not the WIFE FUCKING THE POOL BOY ITS THE WIFE FUCKING MY GOD DAMNED WORTHLESS BROTHER!!!! FUCK IT … JUST GIMME THAT CARD BACK AND EAT A DICK…SHIT!!!!!!!!”
Honest
“well, that would probably be the credit card company telling you the card is stolen bro… I’m surprised it lasted this long.. haha call them and see what they say.. tell them I left or some shit… yeah the person that owns this card is up shit creek without a raft to float on if you know what I mean… haha well I guess ill be back when I get another one..oh.. no I dont want it back dog just keep it leave it for some dumbass to find and try and use it… boy won’t he be surprised”
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